curious reporter asks the question, "What did you have for dinner last night?"
The answers may surprise/amuse/bore/sicken you.
What Gary had for dinner on April 9, 1998
|It was a string of things, none very pleasant. Twelve crackers. Cold leftover macaroni and cheese. I found a little bit of soup left in the fridge. I microwaved a hot dog and put it in the soup; that was a mistake. It sounded good at the time. Then my stomach told me to stop. When I'm on my own I pretty much eat whatever's not nailed down. It's really pitiful.|